Vtipy o Pepíčkovi
U nás máme vtipy o Pepíčkovi. V anglicky mluvících zemích je to Little Johnny. Zde si pět takových vtipů můžete přečíst.
Johnny doesn‘t do well at school and often breaks school rules. “I’m afraid I’ll never see you in heaven, Johnny,” his class teacher said. “Why,” Johnny asked, “What have you done wrong, Miss?”
Johnny’s teacher told the class to say a sentence using the word beautiful twice. A girl sitting next to Johnny said, “My mother put on a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.” The teacher said “Very good.” Johnny raised his hand and said, “Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father she was pregnant and he said, ‘Beautiful, really beautiful!’”
Teacher: “What a strange pair of socks Johnny, one of your socks is green and the other is red.” Johnny: “Yes, it is very strange. I have another pair at home exactly the same.”
Teacher: “Johnny, I want you to say a sentence that begins with the letter i.” Little Johnny: “i is…” Teacher interrupts: “No Johnny, always say “I am”. Little Johnny: “Ok Miss… I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
Teacher: “Little Johnny, you are late to class again.” Johnny: “But Miss, you said that it is never too late to start learning.”